Don’t believe everything you read

It was so nice of WDTN to publish an article about my Jeopardy! appearance. But in the brief article, they misidentified me as Valedictorian of my High School, when I was in fact Salutatorian. (The Valedictorian was my bestie, Matt). And more egregiously, identified me as a graduate of The Ohio State University in Columbus, Ohio, when in fact, I am a graduate of Ohio University in Athens, Ohio. I guess you don’t look a gift horse in the mouth, but I can’t help wondering what Bob Garfield would say?